Hi My Name is Erin...
I've been attempting to post on this blog for a least a couple of weeks now. I finally have a computer again, and have been eager to, once again, share my life for the world to read.
Cause life as *I* know is incredibly riveting.
Where else would you find conversations with old ladies with quotes like... "I wasn't even your size when you were born! Ha Ha! [think old lady cackle]" or "Have you ever thought of modeling hun? Cause you really got it goin on! Uh huh!"
To which, I make some sort of self depreciating noise, and awkwardly dash for the cash drawer, so I don't ruin my image by letting snot drip down my nose.
[See! Amazing visuals you won't get anywhere else folks!]
Why is this MY life?
I've been attempting to post on this blog for a least a couple of weeks now. I finally have a computer again, and have been eager to, once again, share my life for the world to read.
Cause life as *I* know is incredibly riveting.
Where else would you find conversations with old ladies with quotes like... "I wasn't even your size when you were born! Ha Ha! [think old lady cackle]" or "Have you ever thought of modeling hun? Cause you really got it goin on! Uh huh!"
To which, I make some sort of self depreciating noise, and awkwardly dash for the cash drawer, so I don't ruin my image by letting snot drip down my nose.
[See! Amazing visuals you won't get anywhere else folks!]
Why is this MY life?
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